Brian Williams

Brain Williams is funny.

http://videos.nymag.com/video/Brian-Williams-Brings-the-Funny#c=TRRNRG2C6BZG1KQ0&t=Brian%20Williams%20Brings%20the%20Funny

Local Stand up

We went to wise guys comedy deli (nothing inside suggested it was a club) tonight. It was open mic night and out of the 20 guys (and one girl) only 3 were worth while. The girl was not one of them. Which brings me to my next point- can there be funny stand up girls in Utah? Or are we still that far behind socially?

see I'm blogging more.

New Year, New Post

Here are some new year's resolution:
- attend 50% of Jazz home games
- blog more (that's nice and vague)
- go to DC
- keep being a person

While waiting

Last night my brother and his family took me out to dinner for my birthday. While we waited for a table my 2 nephews and I played duck duck goose. My 5 year old nephew plays it this way "Little foot, Little foot, Petrie!" I liked the way my 3 year old nephew plays it, "tiger, tiger, TIGER!!!" while touching both my head and my other nephews head.

In Defense of Food: A Book review

I recently finished the book In Defense of Food. First off I know what you're thinking "Shit, this girl can read?" Don't worry it was an audio book. I have too many Text books I supposed to be real reading.
I hate processed food now we'll see how long that lasts.
I am more conscious about what I eat and ask myself "is this even real food?"
I've started to re-examine my relationship with food which Paula says is similar to those of anorexics


I'm giving it 4 out of 5 Photoshopped kittens.

I recommend it!!

I had a good day.

I dog sat. He helped me the lawn. I love that dog. Then and I made a breakfast of weird pancakes and fresh.
After I took to the dog park and then back to his owner,. I cleaned when I go home. After (minus Blair bear) went and got a treat at . Later I went with Travis. I climbed a few 5-7s and did some . I had a lot of fun. We were in the area so I stopped by my mom's and saw . To wrap up the night we played a little .And now it's tired in here .

I'm honestly going to miss it...A lot

My last day of work is coming up and I am very sad. Now who will I play basketball with? Who will I get all my hip slang from? Who will teach me about SLC gangs? Who will yell "f*** you!" and "B@#$&!" to me? Now who will teach me bad words in Spanish? Now who will talk incisively to me about zombies, guns and knives?

Craft Lake City

I'm going to be in the craft lake city this year! Come! Come! come!

text from my mom

"Warning don't go see cowboys and aliens. After peeing my pants I pulled my shirt over my eyes and laid on the floor"

She gets scared easily.

The Bible: a book review

After months of reading, I finally finished The New Testament; again. I love the four gospels the most. I'd like to learn more about Peter, he's my type of guy. He's was a passionate person who LOVED the savior. I like that.

Paul seems nice enough, he was into writing letters, being imprisoned and such.

Revelations is confusing.

Why does the end of the new testament say "The End"? I find that funny. Maybe they just put it there so people would have a sense of completion after reading so much.

All in all I feel very blessed for being Christian. I am very grateful for the continual blessings I receive and for the kittens.