As some of you know, (and maybe others of you don't) my birthday is just around the river bend. Many have asked "what do you want for your birthday?" or "what should we do for your birthday" or "how old will you be turning," lately I've been thinking I peaked at 25 for birthday wishes to be granted cause that's when everyone at my party had a kitty face drawn on them (as demonstrated here).
I almost gave up on epic birthday celebrations but then whilst discussing this subject with my roommates an idea was born. And I know what I want for my birthday, and I know what we're going to do for my birthday. And I want you to come, and you're going to want to come. Let's just say it's going to be the match dot com of the decade.
Note: No kitty faces will be required at this celebration, but hearts will be moved, melted and molded.
Showing posts with label match dot com. Show all posts
Showing posts with label match dot com. Show all posts
Monday, September 27, 2010
Tuesday, August 24, 2010
Match dot com. Cycle #8
They're too good of friends? Well best friends make the best enemies and worst enemies make the best lovers.
Laura Reese + Brandon Stone
She's great. Adorable. She's got a lot going on (i.e. She has her own place now, very adult. She owns all of her own furniture, very financially fit). She's got the fashion sense of a J crew model, seriously she looks great in white pants. Wonderful laugh and wonderful party planning skills.
Brandon stone... what can be said. He's a man's man, but yet a ladies man. He owns every season of every teen drama. You say Seth Cohan, he says "California, California here we come." You say Tim Riggins, he'll say "Texas forever." He loves bikes, beards, babes, bands, beats, and the Jazz. He's a very good human and a wonderful friend. His motto, "IF YOU'RE NOT LOUD, YOU'RE BORING!"
Why it will work: Both studied advertising. Both live(d) on 1300 E. She wants to buy season Jazz tickets and he wants to go with her to all those games and buy her hot dogs and get the Jazz bear (Carter Nelson) to give her balls and high fives. She has a subscription to Us Weekly, and he has a subscription to all celebrity gossip. She loves sleep (at least 8 hours), he loves falling asleep with a girl in his arms. She's a dream and he loves dreaming. And he has a queen size bed, so.....
Terms and conditions
This was constructed under the influence of late night ice cream eating. If any of the above individuals are dating someone, I was not aware of this status and will be willing to re-sign you to your current co-partner(s). These matches do not incorporate proximity of individuals but do incorporate a high likelihood of eternal love. If marriage does occur due to this blog post I retain all rights to wedding music and wedding planner (b.e.a.n.s. will be used). If one of the partners acts upon said match I will be willing to reimburse first date cost up to 20.00 human dollars. If you are not listed in the above post, do not be offended, this is due to one of the following reasons: you are not single (according to facebook), I'm waiting to find the prefect match for you, or you're a douche kite, oh yeah you are.
Laura Reese + Brandon Stone
She's great. Adorable. She's got a lot going on (i.e. She has her own place now, very adult. She owns all of her own furniture, very financially fit). She's got the fashion sense of a J crew model, seriously she looks great in white pants. Wonderful laugh and wonderful party planning skills.
Brandon stone... what can be said. He's a man's man, but yet a ladies man. He owns every season of every teen drama. You say Seth Cohan, he says "California, California here we come." You say Tim Riggins, he'll say "Texas forever." He loves bikes, beards, babes, bands, beats, and the Jazz. He's a very good human and a wonderful friend. His motto, "IF YOU'RE NOT LOUD, YOU'RE BORING!"
Why it will work: Both studied advertising. Both live(d) on 1300 E. She wants to buy season Jazz tickets and he wants to go with her to all those games and buy her hot dogs and get the Jazz bear (Carter Nelson) to give her balls and high fives. She has a subscription to Us Weekly, and he has a subscription to all celebrity gossip. She loves sleep (at least 8 hours), he loves falling asleep with a girl in his arms. She's a dream and he loves dreaming. And he has a queen size bed, so.....
Terms and conditions
This was constructed under the influence of late night ice cream eating. If any of the above individuals are dating someone, I was not aware of this status and will be willing to re-sign you to your current co-partner(s). These matches do not incorporate proximity of individuals but do incorporate a high likelihood of eternal love. If marriage does occur due to this blog post I retain all rights to wedding music and wedding planner (b.e.a.n.s. will be used). If one of the partners acts upon said match I will be willing to reimburse first date cost up to 20.00 human dollars. If you are not listed in the above post, do not be offended, this is due to one of the following reasons: you are not single (according to facebook), I'm waiting to find the prefect match for you, or you're a douche kite, oh yeah you are.
Tuesday, April 27, 2010
Match dot com. Cycle #7
I know I told Phil I'd never set him up. But I never said I'd never not set him up again. and so it begins
Phil + Jill= a hot deal (pronounced dill, like the pickle)
She's so smart she out smarted the cosmonauts conspiracy. She's so awesome that she out awesomed the most awesome thing you can think of. She's so native american, that she out Native Americaned the Cherokee, she's the real deal (pronounced dill, like the pickle). She's so well traveled she out traveled the traveling pants. She's so hot... well she is so dill with it.
He's real good at his job. Kate was just saying the other day that everyone at work loves him. He's funny (and this is coming from a funny snob). He's lost trust in me due to match dot com cycle 6. But he hasn't lost trust in love. He's quoted as being, "Asian and lovable" (Brans, Nate, 2010 gmail file number 288t4u8).
Why it will work- He's not Caucasian, well guess what neither is she. He likes cool smart girls and she's the smartest and coolest. She likes funny guys and Asians. Both have photographic evidence that they've been to Egypt.
Terms and conditions
This was constructed under the help of Beezeer. If any of the above individuals are dating someone, I was not aware of this status and will be willing to re-sign you to your current co-partner(s). These matches do not incorporate proximity of individuals but do incorporate a high likelihood of falling in love. If marriage does occur for this blog post I retain all rights to naming the first born male child. If one of the partners acts upon said match I will be willing to reimburse first date cost up to $20.00 in quarters . If you are not listed in the above post, do not be offended, this is due to one of the following reasons: you are not single (according to facebook), I'm waiting to find the prefect match for you, or a lesbian and it is not lawful for me to set you up on this site.
Phil + Jill= a hot deal (pronounced dill, like the pickle)
She's so smart she out smarted the cosmonauts conspiracy. She's so awesome that she out awesomed the most awesome thing you can think of. She's so native american, that she out Native Americaned the Cherokee, she's the real deal (pronounced dill, like the pickle). She's so well traveled she out traveled the traveling pants. She's so hot... well she is so dill with it.
He's real good at his job. Kate was just saying the other day that everyone at work loves him. He's funny (and this is coming from a funny snob). He's lost trust in me due to match dot com cycle 6. But he hasn't lost trust in love. He's quoted as being, "Asian and lovable" (Brans, Nate, 2010 gmail file number 288t4u8).
Why it will work- He's not Caucasian, well guess what neither is she. He likes cool smart girls and she's the smartest and coolest. She likes funny guys and Asians. Both have photographic evidence that they've been to Egypt.
Terms and conditions
This was constructed under the help of Beezeer. If any of the above individuals are dating someone, I was not aware of this status and will be willing to re-sign you to your current co-partner(s). These matches do not incorporate proximity of individuals but do incorporate a high likelihood of falling in love. If marriage does occur for this blog post I retain all rights to naming the first born male child. If one of the partners acts upon said match I will be willing to reimburse first date cost up to $20.00 in quarters . If you are not listed in the above post, do not be offended, this is due to one of the following reasons: you are not single (according to facebook), I'm waiting to find the prefect match for you, or a lesbian and it is not lawful for me to set you up on this site.
Sunday, March 21, 2010
Match dot com. Cycle # 6
They said it couldn't be matched. Our hearts were not expecting such matchery or should I say match-rimony. Well I present to you
PHIL +MEGAN+ AUSTIN= cycle six
it's the perfect trifecta. He's Asian. She can't read. and he's going to Columbia med school for the blind.
He works at struck and that's just what you'll be when you see his raging biceps. He loves STD(s). He's in not one, not two, but two bands. He has naturally curly hair but straightens it everyday so Austin get your flat iron.
She's tall, puffy knees, really funny. Loves kitty half-sleeves (has an appointment for three at tits, tats 'n things on 11th so get ready to get some ink done). Has room for two boys in her bed. She makes you read her blog out loud to her, so put on your reading glasses guys.
His motto "ever heard of me? if not, then don't even bother." His m.o. playing games he knows he will win, direct quote: "I have the high score on all my friends' iphone games." He also has the high score on Paul Moyle's heart. His parents will make you a sandwich and his eyes will make you not a virgin. and if med school doesn't pan out he can make a helluva billboard slogan.
Why it will work. Direct quote from Austin, "I guarantee that I'm better than your boyfriend at everything." Austin is obsessed with Phil, and Phil is indifferent and that's just what Austin needs. She's a solid B, give her an asian and cocky S.O.B. and we got a stew going.
Terms and conditions
This was constructed under the use of laughter and big red. If any of the above individuals are dating someone, I was not aware of this status and will be willing to re-sign you to your current co-partner(s). These matches do not incorporate proximity of individuals but do incorporate a high likelihood of falling in love. If marriage does occur for this blog post I retain a 33% input into bridesmaids and polyandry residential location. If one of the partners acts upon said match I will be willing to reimburse first date cost up to $20.00 usd (Am I asking you guys on a date or what?). If you are not listed in the above post, do not be offended, this is due to one of the following reasons: you are not single (according to facebook), I'm waiting to find the prefect match for you, or you're a Chris Douche.
PHIL +MEGAN+ AUSTIN= cycle six
it's the perfect trifecta. He's Asian. She can't read. and he's going to Columbia med school for the blind.
He works at struck and that's just what you'll be when you see his raging biceps. He loves STD(s). He's in not one, not two, but two bands. He has naturally curly hair but straightens it everyday so Austin get your flat iron.
She's tall, puffy knees, really funny. Loves kitty half-sleeves (has an appointment for three at tits, tats 'n things on 11th so get ready to get some ink done). Has room for two boys in her bed. She makes you read her blog out loud to her, so put on your reading glasses guys.
His motto "ever heard of me? if not, then don't even bother." His m.o. playing games he knows he will win, direct quote: "I have the high score on all my friends' iphone games." He also has the high score on Paul Moyle's heart. His parents will make you a sandwich and his eyes will make you not a virgin. and if med school doesn't pan out he can make a helluva billboard slogan.
Why it will work. Direct quote from Austin, "I guarantee that I'm better than your boyfriend at everything." Austin is obsessed with Phil, and Phil is indifferent and that's just what Austin needs. She's a solid B, give her an asian and cocky S.O.B. and we got a stew going.
Terms and conditions
This was constructed under the use of laughter and big red. If any of the above individuals are dating someone, I was not aware of this status and will be willing to re-sign you to your current co-partner(s). These matches do not incorporate proximity of individuals but do incorporate a high likelihood of falling in love. If marriage does occur for this blog post I retain a 33% input into bridesmaids and polyandry residential location. If one of the partners acts upon said match I will be willing to reimburse first date cost up to $20.00 usd (Am I asking you guys on a date or what?). If you are not listed in the above post, do not be offended, this is due to one of the following reasons: you are not single (according to facebook), I'm waiting to find the prefect match for you, or you're a Chris Douche.
Tuesday, March 16, 2010
Match dot com. Cycle #5
Katie and Darren? Dane... Dan? whatever the hell his name is...
She's a musician. and she just might be a magician too. She's going to be my nother roommate...? She's got great bangs and I hear she can give a mean shoulder rub. So start getting some tense shoulders Dane Cook. She's allergic to cats, but not mad about living with one.
His motto "bros before hoes, unless the hoes fake bake" so start tanning Katie. He has a basketball court in his house, I'm just going to throw that in there. Loves to text "I'm pissed" in boring social situations. Doesn't really like hanging out with me (or me in general) but he still deserves to be in love. He highly enjoys very structured organized ridged games with the losing cost being a suicide chip of death (reader warning: not as cool as text of death) and um... he really likes the Utah Jazz... oh and he has a dog named boozer.
Why it will work- I don't really know a lot about him but I also don't know a lot about her. Both are eye candy. He lives by Steph. She is going to be living with Steph. Both can probably spell better than me. He loves pretty young things and she's one. She loves tall dark and boy and he's one! This my be a match with limited information but it is a MATCH nonetheless.
Terms and conditions
This was constructed under the influence of new housing and Beans. If any of the above individuals are dating someone, I was not aware of this status and will be willing to re-sign you to your current co-partner. These matches do not incorporate proximity of individuals but do incorporate a high likelihood of falling in love. If marriage does occur for this blog post I retain a 28% rights to his basketball court and half ticket prices to Katie's shows. If one of the partners acts upon said match I will be willing to reimburse first date cost up to $20.00 usd. AND IN ADDITION Breanne Chipman/chapmen will also front $15 usd of date costs (that's $35 dollars just for making out). If you have not be listed in a match dot com post, do not be offended, this is due to one of the following reasons: assumption of your single status was negative, I'm waiting to find the prefect match for you, or you're Austin Rory Hackett.
She's a musician. and she just might be a magician too. She's going to be my nother roommate...? She's got great bangs and I hear she can give a mean shoulder rub. So start getting some tense shoulders Dane Cook. She's allergic to cats, but not mad about living with one.
His motto "bros before hoes, unless the hoes fake bake" so start tanning Katie. He has a basketball court in his house, I'm just going to throw that in there. Loves to text "I'm pissed" in boring social situations. Doesn't really like hanging out with me (or me in general) but he still deserves to be in love. He highly enjoys very structured organized ridged games with the losing cost being a suicide chip of death (reader warning: not as cool as text of death) and um... he really likes the Utah Jazz... oh and he has a dog named boozer.
Why it will work- I don't really know a lot about him but I also don't know a lot about her. Both are eye candy. He lives by Steph. She is going to be living with Steph. Both can probably spell better than me. He loves pretty young things and she's one. She loves tall dark and boy and he's one! This my be a match with limited information but it is a MATCH nonetheless.
Terms and conditions
This was constructed under the influence of new housing and Beans. If any of the above individuals are dating someone, I was not aware of this status and will be willing to re-sign you to your current co-partner. These matches do not incorporate proximity of individuals but do incorporate a high likelihood of falling in love. If marriage does occur for this blog post I retain a 28% rights to his basketball court and half ticket prices to Katie's shows. If one of the partners acts upon said match I will be willing to reimburse first date cost up to $20.00 usd. AND IN ADDITION Breanne Chipman/chapmen will also front $15 usd of date costs (that's $35 dollars just for making out). If you have not be listed in a match dot com post, do not be offended, this is due to one of the following reasons: assumption of your single status was negative, I'm waiting to find the prefect match for you, or you're Austin Rory Hackett.
Sunday, January 17, 2010
Match dot com. Cycle #4
Courtney Webb + Arturo DeEvelia
She's funny. Great laugh. Great legs. She's a photographer and a business model. She's been to Lady Gaga's house (metaphorically speaking)...what does that mean? it means she's limber and can dance the hell out of you. Her motto "disliked until proven funny." Her ring size 7. (so start looking Art).
He's a pretentious bastard. With looks to go with it. He only wears 700 thread count shirts, trousers and garments. He has a voice that will make you melt and a hook shot that will make you cry.
why it will work: He's pretentious and too good for everyone (said with love), She's the most intimidating girl we know. She has a strong love/hate relationship with Urban outfitters he has a strong HATE relationship with all trends. He wears pink trousers to church and she wears whatever the hell she wants. He's a dream that she dreamed up... and matrimony shall be there end. amen.
Terms and conditions
This was constructed under the influence of menstrual cramping and cat petting. If any of the above individuals are dating someone, I was not aware of this status and will be willing to re-sign you to your current co-partner. These matches do not incorporate proximity of individuals but do incorporate a high likelihood of falling in love. If marriage does occur for this blog post I retain a 33% input into wedding locations and mortgage rate. If one of the partners acts upon said match I will be willing to reimburse first date cost up to $20.00 usd. FOR REALS. If you are not listed in the above post, do not be offended, this is due to one of the following reasons: assumption of your availability was in the not, I'm waiting to find the prefect match for you, or you're a douche village.
She's funny. Great laugh. Great legs. She's a photographer and a business model. She's been to Lady Gaga's house (metaphorically speaking)...what does that mean? it means she's limber and can dance the hell out of you. Her motto "disliked until proven funny." Her ring size 7. (so start looking Art).
He's a pretentious bastard. With looks to go with it. He only wears 700 thread count shirts, trousers and garments. He has a voice that will make you melt and a hook shot that will make you cry.
why it will work: He's pretentious and too good for everyone (said with love), She's the most intimidating girl we know. She has a strong love/hate relationship with Urban outfitters he has a strong HATE relationship with all trends. He wears pink trousers to church and she wears whatever the hell she wants. He's a dream that she dreamed up... and matrimony shall be there end. amen.
Terms and conditions
This was constructed under the influence of menstrual cramping and cat petting. If any of the above individuals are dating someone, I was not aware of this status and will be willing to re-sign you to your current co-partner. These matches do not incorporate proximity of individuals but do incorporate a high likelihood of falling in love. If marriage does occur for this blog post I retain a 33% input into wedding locations and mortgage rate. If one of the partners acts upon said match I will be willing to reimburse first date cost up to $20.00 usd. FOR REALS. If you are not listed in the above post, do not be offended, this is due to one of the following reasons: assumption of your availability was in the not, I'm waiting to find the prefect match for you, or you're a douche village.
Monday, November 23, 2009
Match dot com. Cycle #3
and we're back
Breanne and Imri
She is smart, fun, fashionable, and really good at making up movie titles (e.g. "Presbyterians at our picnic").
He is smart, fun, fashionable, kind, a good cook, adorable, nice, not a robot, hard working, and one of my best friends. Here's his only fault- he loves kimchi. blah!
Why it would work: she's fun and exciting and he loves that junk. He's creative and not 22 and she'd be really into that. Plus the other day she said, "let's go get sushi" and that when I knew that they should get married and use b.e.a.n.s. (big evening and night and sound) weddings for their wedding and events needs.
Terms and conditions
This was constructed under the use of unemployment and cat petting. If any of the above individuals are dating someone, I was not aware of this status and will be willing to re-sign you to your current co-partner. These matches do not incorporate proximity of individuals but do incorporate a high likelihood of falling in love. If marriage does occur for this blog post I retain a 33% input into wedding cake flavors and the first born child's name. If one of the partners acts upon said match I will be willing to reimburse first date cost up to $20.00 usd. SERIOUSLY. If you are not listed in the above post, do not be offended, this is due to one of the following reasons: assumption of your availability was in the not, I'm waiting to find the prefect match for you, or you're a doucher.
Breanne and Imri
She is smart, fun, fashionable, and really good at making up movie titles (e.g. "Presbyterians at our picnic").
He is smart, fun, fashionable, kind, a good cook, adorable, nice, not a robot, hard working, and one of my best friends. Here's his only fault- he loves kimchi. blah!
Why it would work: she's fun and exciting and he loves that junk. He's creative and not 22 and she'd be really into that. Plus the other day she said, "let's go get sushi" and that when I knew that they should get married and use b.e.a.n.s. (big evening and night and sound) weddings for their wedding and events needs.
Terms and conditions
This was constructed under the use of unemployment and cat petting. If any of the above individuals are dating someone, I was not aware of this status and will be willing to re-sign you to your current co-partner. These matches do not incorporate proximity of individuals but do incorporate a high likelihood of falling in love. If marriage does occur for this blog post I retain a 33% input into wedding cake flavors and the first born child's name. If one of the partners acts upon said match I will be willing to reimburse first date cost up to $20.00 usd. SERIOUSLY. If you are not listed in the above post, do not be offended, this is due to one of the following reasons: assumption of your availability was in the not, I'm waiting to find the prefect match for you, or you're a doucher.
Thursday, November 12, 2009
Match dot com. Cycle #2
Heather and Daren
She loves living life. Loves laughing. And ultimately, is the shit.
He is funny. So California. Loves the outdoors. In the game of life he'll bite you with wit. If he says he's going to leave a party early- he won't.
Why it would work: They have so many things in common, both work at the O (verstock), both love snowboarding and the wake, both laid back, both love music, and both are funny. And if they were both trying to live with someone not cool it wouldn't happen. and when it comes down to it they both have a best friend named megan belcher.
Jane and Greg
She is a school teacher and has great style. Her mom's awesome. And she is from Seattle.
He loves music and plays the guitar in a Saves the Day cover bands. He has the best laugh and skin tone. He loves owls (but hates owl city). He loves thrifting and designating days of the week to things (e.g. Mexican Monday, VHS Wednesday, typical Tuesday etc.)
Why It's going to work- both won't introduce themselves to each other. but will now.... plus both have great style
Kristine and Nate Brans
She is creative, adorable and loves sewing. If there was someone in this world I would pick to put on project runway it would be her. She turns pillow cases into tops.
What he lacks in memory he makes up for in cooking a mean bratwurst. He loves partying and helping the unemployed. He is also one smart cookie.
Why it will work- Here are just a few reasons, both love hosting parties and are social butterflies Nate, she's your butterfly, sugar, baby. plus he has a romantic bedroom.
Terms and conditions
This was constructed under the use of pain killers and cat petting. If any of the above individuals are dating someone, I was not aware of this status and will be willing to re-sign you to your current co-partner. These matches do not incorporate proximity of individuals but do incorporate a high likelihood of falling in love. If marriage does occur for this blog post I retain a 33% input into wedding cake flavors and the first born child's name. If one of the partners acts upon said match I will be willing to reimburse first date cost up to $20.00 usd. I'M NOT JOKINGS. If you are not listed in the above post, do not be offended, this is due to one of the following reasons: assumption of your availability was in the not, I'm waiting to find the prefect match for you, or you're a douche canoe.
She loves living life. Loves laughing. And ultimately, is the shit.
He is funny. So California. Loves the outdoors. In the game of life he'll bite you with wit. If he says he's going to leave a party early- he won't.
Why it would work: They have so many things in common, both work at the O (verstock), both love snowboarding and the wake, both laid back, both love music, and both are funny. And if they were both trying to live with someone not cool it wouldn't happen. and when it comes down to it they both have a best friend named megan belcher.
Jane and Greg
She is a school teacher and has great style. Her mom's awesome. And she is from Seattle.
He loves music and plays the guitar in a Saves the Day cover bands. He has the best laugh and skin tone. He loves owls (but hates owl city). He loves thrifting and designating days of the week to things (e.g. Mexican Monday, VHS Wednesday, typical Tuesday etc.)
Why It's going to work- both won't introduce themselves to each other. but will now.... plus both have great style
Kristine and Nate Brans
She is creative, adorable and loves sewing. If there was someone in this world I would pick to put on project runway it would be her. She turns pillow cases into tops.
What he lacks in memory he makes up for in cooking a mean bratwurst. He loves partying and helping the unemployed. He is also one smart cookie.
Why it will work- Here are just a few reasons, both love hosting parties and are social butterflies Nate, she's your butterfly, sugar, baby. plus he has a romantic bedroom.
Terms and conditions
This was constructed under the use of pain killers and cat petting. If any of the above individuals are dating someone, I was not aware of this status and will be willing to re-sign you to your current co-partner. These matches do not incorporate proximity of individuals but do incorporate a high likelihood of falling in love. If marriage does occur for this blog post I retain a 33% input into wedding cake flavors and the first born child's name. If one of the partners acts upon said match I will be willing to reimburse first date cost up to $20.00 usd. I'M NOT JOKINGS. If you are not listed in the above post, do not be offended, this is due to one of the following reasons: assumption of your availability was in the not, I'm waiting to find the prefect match for you, or you're a douche canoe.
Match dot com. Cycle #1
I would say 92% of the single people I know want a girlfriend/boyfriend. So why aren't these people just dating each other? Because they're waiting for me to set them up. well wait no longer:
Kate and Matt
She's knows what she wants to do and what she doesn't want to do. She likes baking, making stuff, all colors and being with her family.
He is from Vegas. Lives with Phil. and I've heard he's a great kisser.
Why it would work- He has a bit of mystery about him and I think she would like that. She's sassy and he would be into that. They both know who each other are but that's about it. Matt here's the secret with her-> ask her out on a date*
*read terms and conditions
Carrie and Nathaniel
She's cute (hot looks- awes personality), laid back, smart, up for trips and doesn't like after parties (or parties that much). She enjoys playing volleyball, miniature staplers and tv on dvd.
He's smart, loves planning awesome trips, doesn't really like big groups or parties. He is creative, kind, funny and has tv on dvd.
Why'd they would work out: did you not just read the above description of each of them..?
Terms and conditions
This was constructed under the use of pain killers and cat petting. If any of the above individuals are dating someone, I was not aware of this status and will be willing to re-sign you to your current co-partner. These matches do not incorporate proximity of individuals but do incorporate a high likelihood of falling in love. If marriage does occur for this blog post I retain a 33% input into wedding colors and the first born child's name. If one of the partners acts up said match I will be willing to reimburse first date cost up to $20.00 usd. If you are not listed in the above post, do not be offended, this is due to one of the following reasons: assumption of your availability was in the not, I'm waiting to find the prefect match for you, or you're a d.bag.
Kate and Matt
She's knows what she wants to do and what she doesn't want to do. She likes baking, making stuff, all colors and being with her family.
He is from Vegas. Lives with Phil. and I've heard he's a great kisser.
Why it would work- He has a bit of mystery about him and I think she would like that. She's sassy and he would be into that. They both know who each other are but that's about it. Matt here's the secret with her-> ask her out on a date*
*read terms and conditions
Carrie and Nathaniel
She's cute (hot looks- awes personality), laid back, smart, up for trips and doesn't like after parties (or parties that much). She enjoys playing volleyball, miniature staplers and tv on dvd.
He's smart, loves planning awesome trips, doesn't really like big groups or parties. He is creative, kind, funny and has tv on dvd.
Why'd they would work out: did you not just read the above description of each of them..?
Terms and conditions
This was constructed under the use of pain killers and cat petting. If any of the above individuals are dating someone, I was not aware of this status and will be willing to re-sign you to your current co-partner. These matches do not incorporate proximity of individuals but do incorporate a high likelihood of falling in love. If marriage does occur for this blog post I retain a 33% input into wedding colors and the first born child's name. If one of the partners acts up said match I will be willing to reimburse first date cost up to $20.00 usd. If you are not listed in the above post, do not be offended, this is due to one of the following reasons: assumption of your availability was in the not, I'm waiting to find the prefect match for you, or you're a d.bag.
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