She's funny. Great laugh. Great legs. She's a photographer and a business model. She's been to Lady Gaga's house (metaphorically speaking)...what does that mean? it means she's limber and can dance the hell out of you. Her motto "disliked until proven funny." Her ring size 7. (so start looking Art).
He's a pretentious bastard. With looks to go with it. He only wears 700 thread count shirts, trousers and garments. He has a voice that will make you melt and a hook shot that will make you cry.
why it will work: He's pretentious and too good for everyone (said with love), She's the most intimidating girl we know. She has a strong love/hate relationship with Urban outfitters he has a strong HATE relationship with all trends. He wears pink trousers to church and she wears whatever the hell she wants. He's a dream that she dreamed up... and matrimony shall be there end. amen.
Terms and conditions
This was constructed under the influence of menstrual cramping and cat petting. If any of the above individuals are dating someone, I was not aware of this status and will be willing to re-sign you to your current co-partner. These matches do not incorporate proximity of individuals but do incorporate a high likelihood of falling in love. If marriage does occur for this blog post I retain a 33% input into wedding locations and mortgage rate. If one of the partners acts upon said match I will be willing to reimburse first date cost up to $20.00 usd. FOR REALS. If you are not listed in the above post, do not be offended, this is due to one of the following reasons: assumption of your availability was in the not, I'm waiting to find the prefect match for you, or you're a douche village.
10 comments:
hawt.
i like this match & description.
nailed it.
i don't see this one working out...
this could be hot and heavy for a minute
holy hell, now i want them both
When I sat down next to Art at church yesterday, he got up and moved like three rows away from me. You should let that Courtney Webb lady know about this sort of treatment of his friends.
"disliked until proven funny"...ha ha. DO NOT.
My initial, albeit brief, intent was to apologize for my behavior at church yesterday, Matthew. But given the visibility, I would like to respond to Match Dot Com Cycle #4 and the three rows over move. In the words of Karl Lagerfeld, "My heart belongs to Chrome hearts."
hmmm.... try again. i might be partial.
Art is cute :)
lay off, that's my boyfriend you're talking about.
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