Monday, May 31, 2010

Real(salt lake)ity TV

If I was a contestant (is that the politically correct term for people on these shows? cause at first you're not a reality tv celebrity you're just a contestant to become a reality tv celebrity, right?) I'd be the girl who would recommend everybody new music and therapy. And I'd say stuff like, "yeah I know you guys aren't here to make friends but I am."



This is just a prototype of my video resume. the real one, of course, will have text across the bottom reading "Megan 26. Salt Lake City. no priors," but the same terrible lighting, and stupid fake accent and horrible back ground. I mean those are just staples in reality TV show casting videos.

TV shows that I wouldn't mind being on: the bachelor, big brother, America's next top model, America's next top best friend, etc. I know, I know I don't have alcohol experience/tolerance/stamina.

2 comments:

Kaylene said...

the bachelor is doing a casting call in kent in a couple of days. come. try out. participate.

austinrory said...

i really love how this is just a generic audition. that means you can just mass-send it to all the reality shows, really increasing your chances of being a star.