a day in the life of a med student

Austin: today was sex day at med school. we learned about how to take a good sexual history and how not to be surprised by what people say
and to illustrate the fact that we will be dealing with a wide diversity of sexual experiences, we all took a sex survey. i think i came in last place.

there was some freaky stuff on there. i just kept going from question to question,
"never"
"never"
"no"
"0 times / week"
"never"
"0 times / week"
"no"
"no"
"HELL NO"
"never"

Now I wanna go to med school....