Match dot com. Cycle #8

They're too good of friends? Well best friends make the best enemies and worst enemies make the best lovers.

Laura Reese + Brandon Stone


She's great. Adorable. She's got a lot going on (i.e. She has her own place now, very adult. She owns all of her own furniture, very financially fit). She's got the fashion sense of a J crew model, seriously she looks great in white pants. Wonderful laugh and wonderful party planning skills.

Brandon stone... what can be said. He's a man's man, but yet a ladies man. He owns every season of every teen drama. You say Seth Cohan, he says "California, California here we come." You say Tim Riggins, he'll say "Texas forever." He loves bikes, beards, babes, bands, beats, and the Jazz. He's a very good human and a wonderful friend. His motto, "IF YOU'RE NOT LOUD, YOU'RE BORING!"

Why it will work: Both studied advertising. Both live(d) on 1300 E. She wants to buy season Jazz tickets and he wants to go with her to all those games and buy her hot dogs and get the Jazz bear (Carter Nelson) to give her balls and high fives. She has a subscription to Us Weekly, and he has a subscription to all celebrity gossip. She loves sleep (at least 8 hours), he loves falling asleep with a girl in his arms. She's a dream and he loves dreaming. And he has a queen size bed, so.....

Terms and conditions
This was constructed under the influence of late night ice cream eating. If any of the above individuals are dating someone, I was not aware of this status and will be willing to re-sign you to your current co-partner(s). These matches do not incorporate proximity of individuals but do incorporate a high likelihood of eternal love. If marriage does occur due to this blog post I retain all rights to wedding music and wedding planner (b.e.a.n.s. will be used). If one of the partners acts upon said match I will be willing to reimburse first date cost up to 20.00 human dollars. If you are not listed in the above post, do not be offended, this is due to one of the following reasons: you are not single (according to facebook), I'm waiting to find the prefect match for you, or you're a douche kite, oh yeah you are.

deadly combintation

While I was in line at the grocery store tonight, I looked down at the two items I was holding and suddenly felt embarrassed- nay, profiled, categorized (not racial but still with just as much stereotyping). I became hyper-aware of my surroundings, I glanced back and forth from follow customers in the self check out line hoping no one pay any mind to me. I tried to act causal. Alas, my wish went ungranted. The guy next to me looked over and I could read his judgmental thoughts so clearly, "26-35, not married, living alone, suffering from seasonal depression." The combination of these 2 items had such power as to throw me in a social status undesired by the majority of women in the US .

As I put the ice cream and cat food in a plastic bag I just kept thinking, "I'm that girl."

a kitty fundraiser!

once again the truth rings through

Courtney Webb hauls it up. Beijing and I are so grateful.

meow. purrrr. rawr. meow... bark...

take her easy, she's my lady

what a Saturday

I went to with . I ran. not very long or very fast. I came home got ready and picked me up. We went to 's for the u.s. vs Ghana soccer game. it got loud, then it got real long, then it got , and I got tired. dropped me off home. and I went to my mom's house to pick up couch. We met and there. Told some jokes, put the couch in 's truck (that guy is so christian and i don't mean morris). met us back at my house. Getting the couch inside the house was difficult. Once inside the house it took 2 hours of trying, turning, laughing, yelling, pushing, putting holes in the wall to realize- it wasn't going to fit in the tv room. so now the couch is in some random hallway. went to 's wedding reception. I saw old friend and they were delightful. met at urban blouse fitters. I bought some pants for $9.00. went and saw grown ups... boring. drove me home and gave me some brotherly advice.

What a nice Saturday. Thanks summer time.

Things I did yesterday

I had breakfast with at great harvest. Then I went and saw with and Danny. I liked it more than I thought. and had lunch where met up with us. and developed pictures of the for part of my father's day gift. While we were waiting we guessed plot lines for the terrible movies they had on sale. Then and I went to the (yup I golf now). was dressed liked this and loved it. My mom took , and out to dinner. It was very yummy. My mom's the best! We wanted to watch but couldn't find it, or figure out how to order it on ppv, so we watched instead. It was a great day!

Today at chruch

Not only was there lots of talk about Drake but the guy blessing the sacrament sounded just like Ira Glass

Happy Father's day

(photos on craft project: my dad's offspring: Paul, Dana and me)
(Person holding craft project: me)

Real(salt lake)ity TV

If I was a contestant (is that the politically correct term for people on these shows? cause at first you're not a reality tv celebrity you're just a contestant to become a reality tv celebrity, right?) I'd be the girl who would recommend everybody new music and therapy. And I'd say stuff like, "yeah I know you guys aren't here to make friends but I am."



This is just a prototype of my video resume. the real one, of course, will have text across the bottom reading "Megan 26. Salt Lake City. no priors," but the same terrible lighting, and stupid fake accent and horrible back ground. I mean those are just staples in reality TV show casting videos.

TV shows that I wouldn't mind being on: the bachelor, big brother, America's next top model, America's next top best friend, etc. I know, I know I don't have alcohol experience/tolerance/stamina.

I've been listening to a lot of 2pac lately

but really only 2 songs (cause that's what my collections consists of).