a kitty fundraiser!

once again the truth rings through

Courtney Webb hauls it up. Beijing and I are so grateful.

meow. purrrr. rawr. meow... bark...

take her easy, she's my lady

what a Saturday

I went to with . I ran. not very long or very fast. I came home got ready and picked me up. We went to 's for the u.s. vs Ghana soccer game. it got loud, then it got real long, then it got , and I got tired. dropped me off home. and I went to my mom's house to pick up couch. We met and there. Told some jokes, put the couch in 's truck (that guy is so christian and i don't mean morris). met us back at my house. Getting the couch inside the house was difficult. Once inside the house it took 2 hours of trying, turning, laughing, yelling, pushing, putting holes in the wall to realize- it wasn't going to fit in the tv room. so now the couch is in some random hallway. went to 's wedding reception. I saw old friend and they were delightful. met at urban blouse fitters. I bought some pants for $9.00. went and saw grown ups... boring. drove me home and gave me some brotherly advice.

What a nice Saturday. Thanks summer time.

Things I did yesterday

I had breakfast with at great harvest. Then I went and saw with and Danny. I liked it more than I thought. and had lunch where met up with us. and developed pictures of the for part of my father's day gift. While we were waiting we guessed plot lines for the terrible movies they had on sale. Then and I went to the (yup I golf now). was dressed liked this and loved it. My mom took , and out to dinner. It was very yummy. My mom's the best! We wanted to watch but couldn't find it, or figure out how to order it on ppv, so we watched instead. It was a great day!

Today at chruch

Not only was there lots of talk about Drake but the guy blessing the sacrament sounded just like Ira Glass

Happy Father's day

(photos on craft project: my dad's offspring: Paul, Dana and me)
(Person holding craft project: me)

Real(salt lake)ity TV

If I was a contestant (is that the politically correct term for people on these shows? cause at first you're not a reality tv celebrity you're just a contestant to become a reality tv celebrity, right?) I'd be the girl who would recommend everybody new music and therapy. And I'd say stuff like, "yeah I know you guys aren't here to make friends but I am."



This is just a prototype of my video resume. the real one, of course, will have text across the bottom reading "Megan 26. Salt Lake City. no priors," but the same terrible lighting, and stupid fake accent and horrible back ground. I mean those are just staples in reality TV show casting videos.

TV shows that I wouldn't mind being on: the bachelor, big brother, America's next top model, America's next top best friend, etc. I know, I know I don't have alcohol experience/tolerance/stamina.

I've been listening to a lot of 2pac lately

but really only 2 songs (cause that's what my collections consists of).

Match dot com. Cycle #7

I know I told Phil I'd never set him up. But I never said I'd never not set him up again. and so it begins

Phil + Jill= a hot deal (pronounced dill, like the pickle)


She's so smart she out smarted the cosmonauts conspiracy. She's so awesome that she out awesomed the most awesome thing you can think of. She's so native american, that she out Native Americaned the Cherokee, she's the real deal (pronounced dill, like the pickle). She's so well traveled she out traveled the traveling pants. She's so hot... well she is so dill with it.

He's real good at his job. Kate was just saying the other day that everyone at work loves him. He's funny (and this is coming from a funny snob). He's lost trust in me due to match dot com cycle 6. But he hasn't lost trust in love. He's quoted as being, "Asian and lovable" (Brans, Nate, 2010 gmail file number 288t4u8).


Why it will work- He's not Caucasian, well guess what neither is she. He likes cool smart girls and she's the smartest and coolest. She likes funny guys and Asians. Both have photographic evidence that they've been to Egypt.

Terms and conditions
This was constructed under the help of Beezeer. If any of the above individuals are dating someone, I was not aware of this status and will be willing to re-sign you to your current co-partner(s). These matches do not incorporate proximity of individuals but do incorporate a high likelihood of falling in love. If marriage does occur for this blog post I retain all rights to naming the first born male child. If one of the partners acts upon said match I will be willing to reimburse first date cost up to $20.00 in quarters . If you are not listed in the above post, do not be offended, this is due to one of the following reasons: you are not single (according to facebook), I'm waiting to find the prefect match for you, or a lesbian and it is not lawful for me to set you up on this site.

goblets and other things I've recently purchased

I recently spent $44 dollars at the fabric store. Oops.

Found these iron-ons and it would be a disgrace to myself if I didn't buy 'em.


I spent an undisclosed amount at urban outfitters.com and sent it to my old Seattle address. double Oops. Not even a phone call to customer service was able to redirect the package.

I got this little guy for Easter. Thanks Dad!