Phil + Jill= a hot deal (pronounced dill, like the pickle)
She's so smart she out smarted the cosmonauts conspiracy. She's so awesome that she out awesomed the most awesome thing you can think of. She's so native american, that she out Native Americaned the Cherokee, she's the real deal (pronounced dill, like the pickle). She's so well traveled she out traveled the traveling pants. She's so hot... well she is so dill with it.
He's real good at his job. Kate was just saying the other day that everyone at work loves him. He's funny (and this is coming from a funny snob). He's lost trust in me due to match dot com cycle 6. But he hasn't lost trust in love. He's quoted as being, "Asian and lovable" (Brans, Nate, 2010 gmail file number 288t4u8).
Why it will work- He's not Caucasian, well guess what neither is she. He likes cool smart girls and she's the smartest and coolest. She likes funny guys and Asians. Both have photographic evidence that they've been to Egypt.
Terms and conditions
This was constructed under the help of Beezeer. If any of the above individuals are dating someone, I was not aware of this status and will be willing to re-sign you to your current co-partner(s). These matches do not incorporate proximity of individuals but do incorporate a high likelihood of falling in love. If marriage does occur for this blog post I retain all rights to naming the first born male child. If one of the partners acts upon said match I will be willing to reimburse first date cost up to $20.00 in quarters . If you are not listed in the above post, do not be offended, this is due to one of the following reasons: you are not single (according to facebook), I'm waiting to find the prefect match for you, or a lesbian and it is not lawful for me to set you up on this site.
