I'm honestly going to miss it...A lot

My last day of work is coming up and I am very sad. Now who will I play basketball with? Who will I get all my hip slang from? Who will teach me about SLC gangs? Who will yell "f*** you!" and "B@#$&!" to me? Now who will teach me bad words in Spanish? Now who will talk incisively to me about zombies, guns and knives?

Craft Lake City

I'm going to be in the craft lake city this year! Come! Come! come!

text from my mom

"Warning don't go see cowboys and aliens. After peeing my pants I pulled my shirt over my eyes and laid on the floor"

She gets scared easily.