a day in the life of a med student

Austin: today was sex day at med school. we learned about how to take a good sexual history and how not to be surprised by what people say
and to illustrate the fact that we will be dealing with a wide diversity of sexual experiences, we all took a sex survey. i think i came in last place.

there was some freaky stuff on there. i just kept going from question to question,
"never"
"never"
"no"
"0 times / week"
"never"
"0 times / week"
"no"
"no"
"HELL NO"
"never"

Now I wanna go to med school....

I'm so excited for this guy to get back in our lives

agreed

Dessert

You say pie a la mode, I say pie a al hell-yeah!

Lately

I've still been listening to a lot of drake.

listen here, there are some swears though...

I've still been sending textes that should have been proof read

"you should be in add its part football curfew"

"Did you win t.e snacap meat? and was it delicious"

I've still been working with crazy teens

Yesterday at work I was watching Channel one with the younger, much slower group (I mean they're 13 but they think like 6 years olds, seriously, they're slow. But don't think I'm judging or making fun of them cause I give them candy at least 4 times a week and help them learn how to round) Anywho, yesterday near the end of school we were watching channel one and the fake news anchor says, "and that's your news for October 1st." Then the biggest and possibly the slowest kid in the class says, "did he just say O-o-o-october 1st? O-o-o-october 1st is my birthday." I said, "Yeah he did say October 1st, wow, so it's your birthday! Happy birthday." A moment of silence passes. "No-o-o-o my birthday is O-o-o-october 21st, I forgot the 2. I forgot the 2, it's O-o-o-october 21st."