Can I live with you/Roommates needed

They way things are going (and they are going) when my lease is up in March I may need to (1) find a new place to live (I could live with you in your current location or we could find a lovely new place) or (2) find people to move in to the blouse house (let me know if you wanna move in).
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It's probably going to come down to me moving elsewhere.
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This is such a dirty way to sale myself but desperate times call for desperate measures.
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Here's what I come with:
- 2 nice couches (one is a huge sectional)
- cat art
- nice dinning room table
- type writers
- a beautiful rug
- counter height table
- 2 huge awesome mirrors to hang in common areas
- any and all Drake music
- I'm pretty good at decorating

Other features:
- I will clean the bathroom, often (I'm into really clean bathrooms)
- I'll share my food treats
- I have pretty good jokes
- often get Jazz tickets and have been known to take my roommates
- my mom really likes taking me and my roommates out to dinner

complaints:
- I will make you read my blog to me out loud
- If you make cookies I'll probably want some of the cookie dough

Testimonials from past (or present) roommates:
"Megan is the cat's meow, I used to hate the c-word*!" Breanne Chipman
"I can't believe how much weight I lost!" Steph Knudsen
"Best things that's happened to me since Helvetica." Cassie Klingler
"Megan is emotionally and grammatically mature." Kate Anderson
"I taught her how to read, it didn't go well." Austin Rory Hackett
"She's tall and limber." Megan Belcher said about Courtney Webb
"If I were a boy I'd date her!" Brandon Stone


Final words:
Please contact me if you're interested. Thank you.


*c-word=commitment

Here's an update

I've just been doing a lot of grandma stuff- crocheting, knitting, going to home depot, talking about my grand kids.

I'm excited for Christmas, mainly for Christmas presents. I have some ideas for gifts that are exceeding their original awesomeness potential. I'll put pictures up after the season.

I'm also excited for friends coming home for the holidays, mainly Austin Rory, (and you guys that I was done obsessing over that guy, listen, I will be done when somebody steps up to the plate and is as funny as him and saves their funny stories for me and laughs at all my jokes and says that I'm really funny and tricks* me into kissing them while wearing that brown sweater. That's all you have to do).

Other things I'm into as of late- Drake, going to Jazz games, and dinner groups.


*the word "trick" is used to save face. other words that are true and a bit more shameful- gets, dares, or just take out that whole last bit of the sentence and put "I willing kissed him but his arrogance couldn't hide the fact that he kissed 3 girls (one of which was in the same location) prier to me in the same week wearing that same brown sweater."

Thanks for this lead Kate...

Note Brandon Flower's facial expressions...they were killing me (or should I say Killering me)



He's a dreamboat.

Also note the in the new Tangled movie the word "dreamboat" is used. It made me happy.

Hova Hova Hova

I want this.


and this

a day in the life of a med student

Austin: today was sex day at med school. we learned about how to take a good sexual history and how not to be surprised by what people say
and to illustrate the fact that we will be dealing with a wide diversity of sexual experiences, we all took a sex survey. i think i came in last place.

there was some freaky stuff on there. i just kept going from question to question,
"never"
"never"
"no"
"0 times / week"
"never"
"0 times / week"
"no"
"no"
"HELL NO"
"never"

Now I wanna go to med school....

I'm so excited for this guy to get back in our lives

agreed

Dessert

You say pie a la mode, I say pie a al hell-yeah!

Lately

I've still been listening to a lot of drake.

listen here, there are some swears though...

I've still been sending textes that should have been proof read

"you should be in add its part football curfew"

"Did you win t.e snacap meat? and was it delicious"

I've still been working with crazy teens

Yesterday at work I was watching Channel one with the younger, much slower group (I mean they're 13 but they think like 6 years olds, seriously, they're slow. But don't think I'm judging or making fun of them cause I give them candy at least 4 times a week and help them learn how to round) Anywho, yesterday near the end of school we were watching channel one and the fake news anchor says, "and that's your news for October 1st." Then the biggest and possibly the slowest kid in the class says, "did he just say O-o-o-october 1st? O-o-o-october 1st is my birthday." I said, "Yeah he did say October 1st, wow, so it's your birthday! Happy birthday." A moment of silence passes. "No-o-o-o my birthday is O-o-o-october 21st, I forgot the 2. I forgot the 2, it's O-o-o-october 21st."

10/10/10= my birthday

As some of you know, (and maybe others of you don't) my birthday is just around the river bend. Many have asked "what do you want for your birthday?" or "what should we do for your birthday" or "how old will you be turning," lately I've been thinking I peaked at 25 for birthday wishes to be granted cause that's when everyone at my party had a kitty face drawn on them (as demonstrated here).

I almost gave up on epic birthday celebrations but then whilst discussing this subject with my roommates an idea was born. And I know what I want for my birthday, and I know what we're going to do for my birthday. And I want you to come, and you're going to want to come. Let's just say it's going to be the match dot com of the decade.

Note: No kitty faces will be required at this celebration, but hearts will be moved, melted and molded.