the roommates, all of them

I'm moving at the end of this week. I got to thinking, wondering, how many people have I lived with? Well here goes:

1. Meaghann (gross spelling I know)
2. Shasta
3. Clair's sister
4. what's her name that was very emotional
5. that other girl I shared a room with and it was weird
6. Shawnanananan
7. Terra
8. Melissa
9. Kristen
10. that one girl with the gold car
provo
11. Forsey!! (Dianne, the nation, McPuffster, etc.)
12. Kate la Date
13. RM back tattoo
14. Canadian
15. C.Webb
16. Steph cakes
17. Ally cat
18. Lindsey Esplin
19. Shelby (and I don't mean the cat)
20. Audrey!!!!
Seattle
21. Kayldean-!
22. Sarah
23. Kristen (loves vampires)
24. Carrie (american eagle)
25. Melissa Orr
26. Heather M.
27 Cassie! (with a box full of kittens)
28. Jill cox
29. Carri Collins! (very good times)
30. Julie (ju-ju)
31. Jen (with the great rack)
SLC
32. Rebecca Mc
33. Breeeezeeeeeee!!!!
with a soon to be
34. Paula
35. Shay
36. Blair

Things I'm really pissed about

1. Battle Los Angeles

It's been done, it's called Independence day, and Will Smith did a fine job.



2. My baller skills have gone down immensely since 1999. I play basketball after work on Thursday and my shooting average is about 10% (embarrassing I know). But my rebounding skills have increase since 2002.

it's been awhile

Here are ten things I've really be into lately (in no such order)

1. going to the gym


2. hanging out with Ellie

3. Watching Dexter


4. playing basketball with my co-workers baller!

5. this picture


6. cooking, but really eating


7. Imdb

8. not being social, oops I said it. I gotta get back on that social train... it's just so tiring...

9. reflecting

10. documentaries

Your morning meow

I've recently took over the morning meow, where every week day morning a picture of a cat and/kitten is emailed out. I inherited it from my friend Nathaniel. I'm doing everything in my power to make him proud.



you want on the list? let me know.

My first movie

From the minds that brought you "Live or dead: a Stanley story" and match dot com birthday party comes a new kind of film with a fresh approach to an old story. Martell Moyle and Megan Belcher are proud to present 1st Nephi the movie: An epic tale of one family's sojourn to righteousness.

rumored cast:

Nephi- Taylor Lautner


Lehi- Morgan Freeman


Sariah- Merly Streep


Laman and Lemuel- Harry and Marv from home alone



other rumored cast members
Laban- the rock
Jacob- Edward Cullen/Robert Pattinson

My first book

Lately I've been into the idea of writing a book. Nothing fancy or in the young adult fiction section, I'm not that good . Just some children novels and self help books. I would urge authors who can write stick with the adult non-fiction, fiction, cook books and short essays; you have your glory, stay out the illiterates sections!

Any who, my first, well not my first but the one idea I'd like to mention now, is a self help book for the gentlemen caller. It's called, "How to pick up on pregnant chicks and other single moms." This book is aimed for men who worried about getting a lady pregnant (because they fear their genes aren't acceptable to be pass on to the next generation they often wonder with disgust how their ancestors made it this far, or because they like a lady with some baggage-emotional and physical, etc.,).

Here's a brief look at the first chapter:

ch. 1 pick up lines and locations
Ideal locations for meeting pregnant women are outside of doctor's offices and lamaze classes. Wait patiently until you see a lady that catches your fancy, ready yourself with some of these foolproof lines:
-"pregnant looks good on you!"
-"I never learned to read, but you got FINE written all over you"

It's also a good idea to yell stuff to passing kids, to let your ladies know your good with children. Here are some great friendly lines:
- "get in the car I'm a friend of your mothers"
-" you want some candy, i got candy in my car"

You'll have her eating dirt and other weird cravings out of the palm of your hand!

pretty good start I'd say. best seller?

It's weird how somethings have a direct line to my soul.

1. kittens


2. C.S. Lewis

love this

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good news

I found out that I can do a pretty good Cher impression