Monday, December 21, 2009

Interesting ways I've met interesting people: The Brandon Stone edition



Year: 2002
Place: kilby court,
The band: Ben Kweller

I was 18, and high school was nearing an end. My friend Bobby and I were avid concert buddies, I said to him do you dare me to ask someone if I can buy their shirt off them? you see, every time I went to a concert it was inevitable that I would see someone with a shirt I wanted (i.e. this or this). So I devised a plan to just buy shirt off people's backs. Bobby, knowing my plan, dared me to. So I found a good looking shirt on a tall red headed boy and said, "hey can I buy your shirt off you?" He laughed and reply "no. my grandpa gave me this." I pressed him a little more, but he would not sale that effen shirt. and we've been friends ever since.


stay tuned next time for the sequel - how I met Heather Diann Forsey.

Sunday, December 20, 2009

Interesting ways I've met interesting people: The Tim Glenn edition




setting: West Jordan High School
year: 2001
Shirt: Weezer

The brief introduction: it was near the end of junior year, classes were in session. I was out in the hall wondering and there's this guy with a Weezer shirt. I said, "oh you like weezer." and he said something like "yeah. the have a new album coming out." BAM! that's when I knew I gotta be friends with that guy.

fast forward to the first week of senior year >>

I was in some arts class that was boring and only consisted of sweet bros. I ask my teacher for the hall pass, I needed a break. as I was walked around halls I ran into Tim. Our conversation was very brief, I ask "what class do you have right now?" he said, "creative foods." As soon as he walked away I walked straight into the counseling office and said, "I need to get into creative foods, so can we change my schedule." 20 minutes later I walked into Tim's class.

And we've been best friends ever since.

and the best part is now I have a Hope!

Saturday, December 19, 2009

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

I just learned how to knit with TWO colors!

Friday, December 4, 2009

This is for Courtney. Happy birthday!

12:58 AM Kaylene: megan did i already ask you to think of wedding planning buisness names?
if not... shoot me some
12:59 AM me: okay...
tis death do you part
I mean until
til death I'll do my part
1:00 AM i hate this one- "i do" weddings
Kaylene: ok
keep em comping
1:01 AM me: deans beans
1:02 AM wedding's we don't effe them up
a wedding in a box
1:03 AM Kaylene: these are all so good
me: if you liked it you should of put on ring on it
Kaylene: you are a genious
me: he liked it so he put a ring on it
you'll like your wedding I bet if you go with us
1:04 AM we bet on your wedding
all because two people fell in love
1:05 AM no need for a pre-nup with these beans
he'll never divorce you with these beans
b.e.a.n.s. big evening and night and sound
1:06 AM Kaylene: imagine cassie and i are doing this together
that should give you some more material
1:07 AM me: oh okay
cassie and beans
Cassie and big evening and night and sound
1:08 AM C.a.s.s.i.e. Celebrate and sign some insurgency event
celebrate and sign some insurgency event and beans
1:09 AM celebrate and sign some insurgency event and big evening and night and sound
e.m.o.t.i.o.n.s--> evening music over time is on our side
1:10 AM ** oh that was a good one
what do you thing dean
Kaylene: i am loving these
me: bean's ring
Kaylene: you are very good
me: of FIRE!
now your turn
I'm starting a business
1:11 AM so give some names for my business
"honey moon"
"shoot gun weddings"
"shot gun weddings"
1:12 AM Honey total eclipes of the new moon
"new moon weddings"
"we do weddings and b.e.a.n.s."
1:13 AM Kaylene: what is your buisness
me: beans
1:14 AM It's a bean business and sound
bean's and sound
only we know weddings
82% weddings
b+ weddings
1:15 AM c-list weddings
really good job weddings
1:16 AM Kaylene: you are doing a really good job weddings
me: amen weddings
1:17 AM Kaylene: if we use one of your names you get a kitten for every client we get
me: w.e.d.d.i.n.g.s. wind event decorating day in good standing
purrrfect
kittne weddings
1:20 AM anything goes... weddings
anything goes... beans
brans weddings
straight weddings
not gay weddings
1:21 AM L.e.s.b.i.a.n. love event sound beans into a night
*** best one!!
weddings
1:22 AM KAYLEDEAN!!! this is good stuff
weddings
1:23 AM to my own self bean true weddings
*beans
gcaht weddigns
Kaylene: i'm here
and loving this stuff
me: match dot com weddings
Kaylene: it is rich
me: does cassie
urban spoon weddings
1:24 AM urban weddings
Kaylene: i am so impressed you are still going
me: urban (cassie nephew's) weddigns
I do. do I? weddings
Kaylene: haha
it is too much
to funny
1:25 AM i am dying
me: bet your bottom dollar weddings
Kaylene: how do feel about kitty creations inc.
1:26 AM me: LOVE IT
1:27 AM Kaylene: perfect.
1:30 AM me: empire weddings
1:31 AM empire waist weddings
fly for a white guy weddings
for a what guys. weddings
weddings-->
1:32 AM hope weddings
buzz kill wedding
1:33 AM she's pregnant weddings
Kaylene: can you come up with something that deals with "details" or from "start to finish"
me: just settle weddings
1:34 AM just come one weddings
committment it finally happened weddings
start to finis hweddings
detail weddings
1:35 AM get your car detailed weddings
d.e.t.a.i.l.s. don't ever talk in a laughs sound
1:36 AM it's the little things wedding
tiny weddings
1:37 AM magic weddings
illustions weddings
witch weddings
Kaylene: midget weddings?
dead if i do
me: weddings
1:39 AM Kaylene: i have to go to bed
weddings/
1:40 AM me: hot
it's not worth it weddings
1:41 AM all becaues two people fall into a koons age weddings
1:42 AM all because two people watched new moon weddings
where's cassie
I'll tell her these
Kaylene: i don't want to go to bed because i don't want you to stop
these are to rich
1:43 AM me: new beginings weddings
1:44 AM good night wddings
Kaylene: ok. i am going to bed. how about you send me an e-mail with a list of 50 or so originals. and we will call our work here done
1:45 AM in those 50 you must use the words:
sensual, sweet, lace, and concrete
1:46 AM i'm outies.
thanks for the ideas
and the laughs
you are a comedic genius
and a goof human
good night my friend.
love ya

Thursday, December 3, 2009

day camp



and yes that is a snuggie