She's a musician. and she just might be a magician too. She's going to be my nother roommate...? She's got great bangs and I hear she can give a mean shoulder rub. So start getting some tense shoulders Dane Cook. She's allergic to cats, but not mad about living with one.
His motto "bros before hoes, unless the hoes fake bake" so start tanning Katie. He has a basketball court in his house, I'm just going to throw that in there. Loves to text "I'm pissed" in boring social situations. Doesn't really like hanging out with me (or me in general) but he still deserves to be in love. He highly enjoys very structured organized ridged games with the losing cost being a suicide chip of death (reader warning: not as cool as text of death) and um... he really likes the Utah Jazz... oh and he has a dog named boozer.
Why it will work- I don't really know a lot about him but I also don't know a lot about her. Both are eye candy. He lives by Steph. She is going to be living with Steph. Both can probably spell better than me. He loves pretty young things and she's one. She loves tall dark and boy and he's one! This my be a match with limited information but it is a MATCH nonetheless.
Terms and conditions
This was constructed under the influence of new housing and Beans. If any of the above individuals are dating someone, I was not aware of this status and will be willing to re-sign you to your current co-partner. These matches do not incorporate proximity of individuals but do incorporate a high likelihood of falling in love. If marriage does occur for this blog post I retain a 28% rights to his basketball court and half ticket prices to Katie's shows. If one of the partners acts upon said match I will be willing to reimburse first date cost up to $20.00 usd. AND IN ADDITION Breanne Chipman/chapmen will also front $15 usd of date costs (that's $35 dollars just for making out). If you have not be listed in a match dot com post, do not be offended, this is due to one of the following reasons: assumption of your single status was negative, I'm waiting to find the prefect match for you, or you're Austin Rory Hackett.
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