My first movie

From the minds that brought you "Live or dead: a Stanley story" and match dot com birthday party comes a new kind of film with a fresh approach to an old story. Martell Moyle and Megan Belcher are proud to present 1st Nephi the movie: An epic tale of one family's sojourn to righteousness.

rumored cast:

Nephi- Taylor Lautner


Lehi- Morgan Freeman


Sariah- Merly Streep


Laman and Lemuel- Harry and Marv from home alone



other rumored cast members
Laban- the rock
Jacob- Edward Cullen/Robert Pattinson

My first book

Lately I've been into the idea of writing a book. Nothing fancy or in the young adult fiction section, I'm not that good . Just some children novels and self help books. I would urge authors who can write stick with the adult non-fiction, fiction, cook books and short essays; you have your glory, stay out the illiterates sections!

Any who, my first, well not my first but the one idea I'd like to mention now, is a self help book for the gentlemen caller. It's called, "How to pick up on pregnant chicks and other single moms." This book is aimed for men who worried about getting a lady pregnant (because they fear their genes aren't acceptable to be pass on to the next generation they often wonder with disgust how their ancestors made it this far, or because they like a lady with some baggage-emotional and physical, etc.,).

Here's a brief look at the first chapter:

ch. 1 pick up lines and locations
Ideal locations for meeting pregnant women are outside of doctor's offices and lamaze classes. Wait patiently until you see a lady that catches your fancy, ready yourself with some of these foolproof lines:
-"pregnant looks good on you!"
-"I never learned to read, but you got FINE written all over you"

It's also a good idea to yell stuff to passing kids, to let your ladies know your good with children. Here are some great friendly lines:
- "get in the car I'm a friend of your mothers"
-" you want some candy, i got candy in my car"

You'll have her eating dirt and other weird cravings out of the palm of your hand!

pretty good start I'd say. best seller?

It's weird how somethings have a direct line to my soul.

1. kittens


2. C.S. Lewis

love this

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good news

I found out that I can do a pretty good Cher impression

Can I live with you/Roommates needed

They way things are going (and they are going) when my lease is up in March I may need to (1) find a new place to live (I could live with you in your current location or we could find a lovely new place) or (2) find people to move in to the blouse house (let me know if you wanna move in).
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It's probably going to come down to me moving elsewhere.
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This is such a dirty way to sale myself but desperate times call for desperate measures.
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Here's what I come with:
- 2 nice couches (one is a huge sectional)
- cat art
- nice dinning room table
- type writers
- a beautiful rug
- counter height table
- 2 huge awesome mirrors to hang in common areas
- any and all Drake music
- I'm pretty good at decorating

Other features:
- I will clean the bathroom, often (I'm into really clean bathrooms)
- I'll share my food treats
- I have pretty good jokes
- often get Jazz tickets and have been known to take my roommates
- my mom really likes taking me and my roommates out to dinner

complaints:
- I will make you read my blog to me out loud
- If you make cookies I'll probably want some of the cookie dough

Testimonials from past (or present) roommates:
"Megan is the cat's meow, I used to hate the c-word*!" Breanne Chipman
"I can't believe how much weight I lost!" Steph Knudsen
"Best things that's happened to me since Helvetica." Cassie Klingler
"Megan is emotionally and grammatically mature." Kate Anderson
"I taught her how to read, it didn't go well." Austin Rory Hackett
"She's tall and limber." Megan Belcher said about Courtney Webb
"If I were a boy I'd date her!" Brandon Stone


Final words:
Please contact me if you're interested. Thank you.


*c-word=commitment

Here's an update

I've just been doing a lot of grandma stuff- crocheting, knitting, going to home depot, talking about my grand kids.

I'm excited for Christmas, mainly for Christmas presents. I have some ideas for gifts that are exceeding their original awesomeness potential. I'll put pictures up after the season.

I'm also excited for friends coming home for the holidays, mainly Austin Rory, (and you guys that I was done obsessing over that guy, listen, I will be done when somebody steps up to the plate and is as funny as him and saves their funny stories for me and laughs at all my jokes and says that I'm really funny and tricks* me into kissing them while wearing that brown sweater. That's all you have to do).

Other things I'm into as of late- Drake, going to Jazz games, and dinner groups.


*the word "trick" is used to save face. other words that are true and a bit more shameful- gets, dares, or just take out that whole last bit of the sentence and put "I willing kissed him but his arrogance couldn't hide the fact that he kissed 3 girls (one of which was in the same location) prier to me in the same week wearing that same brown sweater."

Thanks for this lead Kate...

Note Brandon Flower's facial expressions...they were killing me (or should I say Killering me)



He's a dreamboat.

Also note the in the new Tangled movie the word "dreamboat" is used. It made me happy.

Hova Hova Hova

I want this.


and this