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Megan.

You've been hacked.

Its your own fault.

You dyed my hair brown and now I am 32% more awesome.

Its mind blowing. But seriously, Rocky admitted 3 times he loved it. 

Now quick, there are three boxes. One full of kittens. You open the box full of kittens then the kitties live. You pick one of the other two, they all die. What's it going to be?

I like small type.