Saturday, January 30, 2010

Friday, January 22, 2010

Sunday, January 17, 2010

Match dot com. Cycle #4

Courtney Webb + Arturo DeEvelia



She's funny. Great laugh. Great legs. She's a photographer and a business model. She's been to Lady Gaga's house (metaphorically speaking)...what does that mean? it means she's limber and can dance the hell out of you. Her motto "disliked until proven funny." Her ring size 7. (so start looking Art).

He's a pretentious bastard. With looks to go with it. He only wears 700 thread count shirts, trousers and garments. He has a voice that will make you melt and a hook shot that will make you cry.

why it will work: He's pretentious and too good for everyone (said with love), She's the most intimidating girl we know. She has a strong love/hate relationship with Urban outfitters he has a strong HATE relationship with all trends. He wears pink trousers to church and she wears whatever the hell she wants. He's a dream that she dreamed up... and matrimony shall be there end. amen.

Terms and conditions
This was constructed under the influence of menstrual cramping and cat petting. If any of the above individuals are dating someone, I was not aware of this status and will be willing to re-sign you to your current co-partner. These matches do not incorporate proximity of individuals but do incorporate a high likelihood of falling in love. If marriage does occur for this blog post I retain a 33% input into wedding locations and mortgage rate. If one of the partners acts upon said match I will be willing to reimburse first date cost up to $20.00 usd. FOR REALS. If you are not listed in the above post, do not be offended, this is due to one of the following reasons: assumption of your availability was in the not, I'm waiting to find the prefect match for you, or you're a douche village.

Saturday, January 16, 2010

I just want to craft!

Too bad all the stuff I make is easly mistaken for a 3rd grader's work.

Thursday, January 14, 2010

Trip

While in Seattle I went out to dinner with Matt Keyes (your car), Jill (aka hill cox), Travis (Cleaver) and FRAN! a good dinner or the best dinner?!





I got to follow Cassie around for a day. I went to my old job and I loved seeing all the kids so much. those little mother effers, I miss them.

I also had dinner with Art! and matt stinger.

I love my roommates in Seattle. They are wonderful. I miss them so much.

It was a very short trip and I wasn't able to see everyone I wanted to (Wendy, Chad, Hans, more Imri) but It was enjoyable nonetheless (who knew nonetheless was one word... I didn't until this moment).

Monday, January 11, 2010

In Seattle

In my old room which is a lot cuter now that it's julie. I'm having so much fun. Peopl here are so nice. and it's just been raining like the dickens.

Wednesday, January 6, 2010

Writings by Megan Belcher

Someone recently asked me if I ever write junk. and even though I'm a terrible speller I have written a few gems in my day. I would first like to highlight a poem I wrote in high school, which was later used as song lyrics, (just by some awesome high school garage band. nbd. dgp.)

Punk psychic is what I seek
Somebody to be a body in a mosh pit with me


beautiful, I know. if it was only written in papyrus, image how classy it would come across. curse you blogspot and your lack of font choices! people's voices need to be heard in more than just Times or Arial. give us helvetica or give us death.


My final poem is more of a saying, a very wise saying, it's right up there with Nancy Reagan's "just say no" slogan

Pass on Grass
but not on reading the Bible



all poems and sayings fall under strict copyright laws. don't plagiarize or I'll tell mom that you're lesbian now!




Monday, December 21, 2009

Interesting ways I've met interesting people: The Brandon Stone edition



Year: 2002
Place: kilby court,
The band: Ben Kweller

I was 18, and high school was nearing an end. My friend Bobby and I were avid concert buddies, I said to him do you dare me to ask someone if I can buy their shirt off them? you see, every time I went to a concert it was inevitable that I would see someone with a shirt I wanted (i.e. this or this). So I devised a plan to just buy shirt off people's backs. Bobby, knowing my plan, dared me to. So I found a good looking shirt on a tall red headed boy and said, "hey can I buy your shirt off you?" He laughed and reply "no. my grandpa gave me this." I pressed him a little more, but he would not sale that effen shirt. and we've been friends ever since.


stay tuned next time for the sequel - how I met Heather Diann Forsey.

Sunday, December 20, 2009

Interesting ways I've met interesting people: The Tim Glenn edition




setting: West Jordan High School
year: 2001
Shirt: Weezer

The brief introduction: it was near the end of junior year, classes were in session. I was out in the hall wondering and there's this guy with a Weezer shirt. I said, "oh you like weezer." and he said something like "yeah. the have a new album coming out." BAM! that's when I knew I gotta be friends with that guy.

fast forward to the first week of senior year >>

I was in some arts class that was boring and only consisted of sweet bros. I ask my teacher for the hall pass, I needed a break. as I was walked around halls I ran into Tim. Our conversation was very brief, I ask "what class do you have right now?" he said, "creative foods." As soon as he walked away I walked straight into the counseling office and said, "I need to get into creative foods, so can we change my schedule." 20 minutes later I walked into Tim's class.

And we've been best friends ever since.

and the best part is now I have a Hope!

Saturday, December 19, 2009