Thursday, November 12, 2009

Match dot com. Cycle #1

I would say 92% of the single people I know want a girlfriend/boyfriend. So why aren't these people just dating each other? Because they're waiting for me to set them up. well wait no longer:

Kate and Matt



She's knows what she wants to do and what she doesn't want to do. She likes baking, making stuff, all colors and being with her family.

He is from Vegas. Lives with Phil. and I've heard he's a great kisser.

Why it would work- He has a bit of mystery about him and I think she would like that. She's sassy and he would be into that. They both know who each other are but that's about it. Matt here's the secret with her-> ask her out on a date*

*read terms and conditions

Carrie and Nathaniel


She's cute (hot looks- awes personality), laid back, smart, up for trips and doesn't like after parties (or parties that much). She enjoys playing volleyball, miniature staplers and tv on dvd.

He's smart, loves planning awesome trips, doesn't really like big groups or parties. He is creative, kind, funny and has tv on dvd.

Why'd they would work out: did you not just read the above description of each of them..?


Terms and conditions
This was constructed under the use of pain killers and cat petting. If any of the above individuals are dating someone, I was not aware of this status and will be willing to re-sign you to your current co-partner. These matches do not incorporate proximity of individuals but do incorporate a high likelihood of falling in love. If marriage does occur for this blog post I retain a 33% input into wedding colors and the first born child's name. If one of the partners acts up said match I will be willing to reimburse first date cost up to $20.00 usd. If you are not listed in the above post, do not be offended, this is due to one of the following reasons: assumption of your availability was in the not, I'm waiting to find the prefect match for you, or you're a d.bag.

4 comments:

Allen said...

Hmm I must be a d-bag. :(

imri said...

i never comment on blogs, but i love this.

keep recommending people.

kate said...

you're really doing it!

R.A. said...

Meeting your blog by chance I thought these posts the funniest things ever. Do it long enough and you'll start getting paid...in fact, you should just start charging now, cause it seems like your matches could work.