Monday, November 23, 2009

Match dot com. Cycle #3

and we're back

Breanne and Imri





She is smart, fun, fashionable, and really good at making up movie titles (e.g. "Presbyterians at our picnic").

He is smart, fun, fashionable, kind, a good cook, adorable, nice, not a robot, hard working, and one of my best friends. Here's his only fault- he loves kimchi. blah!

Why it would work: she's fun and exciting and he loves that junk. He's creative and not 22 and she'd be really into that. Plus the other day she said, "let's go get sushi" and that when I knew that they should get married and use b.e.a.n.s. (big evening and night and sound) weddings for their wedding and events needs.

Terms and conditions
This was constructed under the use of unemployment and cat petting. If any of the above individuals are dating someone, I was not aware of this status and will be willing to re-sign you to your current co-partner. These matches do not incorporate proximity of individuals but do incorporate a high likelihood of falling in love. If marriage does occur for this blog post I retain a 33% input into wedding cake flavors and the first born child's name. If one of the partners acts upon said match I will be willing to reimburse first date cost up to $20.00 usd. SERIOUSLY. If you are not listed in the above post, do not be offended, this is due to one of the following reasons: assumption of your availability was in the not, I'm waiting to find the prefect match for you, or you're a doucher.

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