Thursday, November 12, 2009

Match dot com. Cycle #2

Heather and Daren



She loves living life. Loves laughing. And ultimately, is the shit.

He is funny. So California. Loves the outdoors. In the game of life he'll bite you with wit. If he says he's going to leave a party early- he won't.

Why it would work: They have so many things in common, both work at the O (verstock), both love snowboarding and the wake, both laid back, both love music, and both are funny. And if they were both trying to live with someone not cool it wouldn't happen. and when it comes down to it they both have a best friend named megan belcher.

Jane and Greg



She is a school teacher and has great style. Her mom's awesome. And she is from Seattle.

He loves music and plays the guitar in a Saves the Day cover bands. He has the best laugh and skin tone. He loves owls (but hates owl city). He loves thrifting and designating days of the week to things (e.g. Mexican Monday, VHS Wednesday, typical Tuesday etc.)

Why It's going to work- both won't introduce themselves to each other. but will now.... plus both have great style


Kristine and Nate Brans




She is creative, adorable and loves sewing. If there was someone in this world I would pick to put on project runway it would be her. She turns pillow cases into tops.

What he lacks in memory he makes up for in cooking a mean bratwurst. He loves partying and helping the unemployed. He is also one smart cookie.

Why it will work- Here are just a few reasons, both love hosting parties and are social butterflies Nate, she's your butterfly, sugar, baby. plus he has a romantic bedroom.


Terms and conditions
This was constructed under the use of pain killers and cat petting. If any of the above individuals are dating someone, I was not aware of this status and will be willing to re-sign you to your current co-partner. These matches do not incorporate proximity of individuals but do incorporate a high likelihood of falling in love. If marriage does occur for this blog post I retain a 33% input into wedding cake flavors and the first born child's name. If one of the partners acts upon said match I will be willing to reimburse first date cost up to $20.00 usd. I'M NOT JOKINGS. If you are not listed in the above post, do not be offended, this is due to one of the following reasons: assumption of your availability was in the not, I'm waiting to find the prefect match for you, or you're a douche canoe.

5 comments:

Lizzy said...

I don't know any of these people, but I love these posts.

b said...

Favorite bloggings ever

Connie. Widdison said...

you are amazing.
period.

Meghan said...

My turn next? ha ha

Kristine said...

um. i died. i die. everytime.

you're starting a dating revolution and i like it. okaay.