Monday, November 30, 2009

Saturday, November 28, 2009

oh I am grateful

don't things I forgot about thanksgiving. here is a brief list of things I am ever so grateful for (in particular order):

  1. Kitties.
  2. family (nieces and nephews and a classy grandpa)
  3. awesome funny friends in TWO states! (and funny sayings that are said)
  4. sandwiches
  5. The Glenns
  6. crocheting and knitting and crafting
  7. fluffy blankets
  8. laughter
  9. movies
  10. and books.

Monday, November 23, 2009

Match dot com. Cycle #3

and we're back

Breanne and Imri





She is smart, fun, fashionable, and really good at making up movie titles (e.g. "Presbyterians at our picnic").

He is smart, fun, fashionable, kind, a good cook, adorable, nice, not a robot, hard working, and one of my best friends. Here's his only fault- he loves kimchi. blah!

Why it would work: she's fun and exciting and he loves that junk. He's creative and not 22 and she'd be really into that. Plus the other day she said, "let's go get sushi" and that when I knew that they should get married and use b.e.a.n.s. (big evening and night and sound) weddings for their wedding and events needs.

Terms and conditions
This was constructed under the use of unemployment and cat petting. If any of the above individuals are dating someone, I was not aware of this status and will be willing to re-sign you to your current co-partner. These matches do not incorporate proximity of individuals but do incorporate a high likelihood of falling in love. If marriage does occur for this blog post I retain a 33% input into wedding cake flavors and the first born child's name. If one of the partners acts upon said match I will be willing to reimburse first date cost up to $20.00 usd. SERIOUSLY. If you are not listed in the above post, do not be offended, this is due to one of the following reasons: assumption of your availability was in the not, I'm waiting to find the prefect match for you, or you're a doucher.

Thursday, November 12, 2009

Match dot com. Cycle #2

Heather and Daren



She loves living life. Loves laughing. And ultimately, is the shit.

He is funny. So California. Loves the outdoors. In the game of life he'll bite you with wit. If he says he's going to leave a party early- he won't.

Why it would work: They have so many things in common, both work at the O (verstock), both love snowboarding and the wake, both laid back, both love music, and both are funny. And if they were both trying to live with someone not cool it wouldn't happen. and when it comes down to it they both have a best friend named megan belcher.

Jane and Greg



She is a school teacher and has great style. Her mom's awesome. And she is from Seattle.

He loves music and plays the guitar in a Saves the Day cover bands. He has the best laugh and skin tone. He loves owls (but hates owl city). He loves thrifting and designating days of the week to things (e.g. Mexican Monday, VHS Wednesday, typical Tuesday etc.)

Why It's going to work- both won't introduce themselves to each other. but will now.... plus both have great style


Kristine and Nate Brans




She is creative, adorable and loves sewing. If there was someone in this world I would pick to put on project runway it would be her. She turns pillow cases into tops.

What he lacks in memory he makes up for in cooking a mean bratwurst. He loves partying and helping the unemployed. He is also one smart cookie.

Why it will work- Here are just a few reasons, both love hosting parties and are social butterflies Nate, she's your butterfly, sugar, baby. plus he has a romantic bedroom.


Terms and conditions
This was constructed under the use of pain killers and cat petting. If any of the above individuals are dating someone, I was not aware of this status and will be willing to re-sign you to your current co-partner. These matches do not incorporate proximity of individuals but do incorporate a high likelihood of falling in love. If marriage does occur for this blog post I retain a 33% input into wedding cake flavors and the first born child's name. If one of the partners acts upon said match I will be willing to reimburse first date cost up to $20.00 usd. I'M NOT JOKINGS. If you are not listed in the above post, do not be offended, this is due to one of the following reasons: assumption of your availability was in the not, I'm waiting to find the prefect match for you, or you're a douche canoe.

Match dot com. Cycle #1

I would say 92% of the single people I know want a girlfriend/boyfriend. So why aren't these people just dating each other? Because they're waiting for me to set them up. well wait no longer:

Kate and Matt



She's knows what she wants to do and what she doesn't want to do. She likes baking, making stuff, all colors and being with her family.

He is from Vegas. Lives with Phil. and I've heard he's a great kisser.

Why it would work- He has a bit of mystery about him and I think she would like that. She's sassy and he would be into that. They both know who each other are but that's about it. Matt here's the secret with her-> ask her out on a date*

*read terms and conditions

Carrie and Nathaniel


She's cute (hot looks- awes personality), laid back, smart, up for trips and doesn't like after parties (or parties that much). She enjoys playing volleyball, miniature staplers and tv on dvd.

He's smart, loves planning awesome trips, doesn't really like big groups or parties. He is creative, kind, funny and has tv on dvd.

Why'd they would work out: did you not just read the above description of each of them..?


Terms and conditions
This was constructed under the use of pain killers and cat petting. If any of the above individuals are dating someone, I was not aware of this status and will be willing to re-sign you to your current co-partner. These matches do not incorporate proximity of individuals but do incorporate a high likelihood of falling in love. If marriage does occur for this blog post I retain a 33% input into wedding colors and the first born child's name. If one of the partners acts up said match I will be willing to reimburse first date cost up to $20.00 usd. If you are not listed in the above post, do not be offended, this is due to one of the following reasons: assumption of your availability was in the not, I'm waiting to find the prefect match for you, or you're a d.bag.

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

guess who's blog I got this from




Hint- We took a trip down memory lane. They used to have blond hair. They used to do puppet shows for me as I fell asleep.

A: kaylene

Looks at this cute little thing I got in the mail

My friends Melissa and Andrew are getting married! my only question- is Cassie behind all of this?


ps black spots not included

Sunday, November 8, 2009

Good things Utah

here are some highlights of today.


1.

this little guy has been my best friend during recovery

2. The Glenns came over for a visit!! (and if your wondering, yes I gave them each my business card)

3. I love overhearing what my mom says to her husband. She got a new washer and dryer is so excited. After she did the first load of laundry she said "Oh Dave it works like a charm! it's charm school! our new washer and dryer are charm school!"

4. my mom's home teachers came over. It's been so long since I've been present for family ward home teachers.

and 5. I got two kitties tucking me in





I know I should really get over kitties, but it's so hard when they are so cute...

Nurse Jo Jo



hat included

Saturday, November 7, 2009

I just want a lot of vintage buttons!

I like these





thanks ffffound

when you get your tonsils out

you take lots of these

you crochet

you watch a lot this



and it really helps if you have a nurse like this

Thursday, November 5, 2009

got 'em out got 'em out way out!

I got my tonsils out. while the Dr was in there he also took out my adenoids and a cyst. Thank you.

Sunday, November 1, 2009