My first movie

From the minds that brought you "Live or dead: a Stanley story" and match dot com birthday party comes a new kind of film with a fresh approach to an old story. Martell Moyle and Megan Belcher are proud to present 1st Nephi the movie: An epic tale of one family's sojourn to righteousness.

rumored cast:

Nephi- Taylor Lautner


Lehi- Morgan Freeman


Sariah- Merly Streep


Laman and Lemuel- Harry and Marv from home alone



other rumored cast members
Laban- the rock
Jacob- Edward Cullen/Robert Pattinson

My first book

Lately I've been into the idea of writing a book. Nothing fancy or in the young adult fiction section, I'm not that good . Just some children novels and self help books. I would urge authors who can write stick with the adult non-fiction, fiction, cook books and short essays; you have your glory, stay out the illiterates sections!

Any who, my first, well not my first but the one idea I'd like to mention now, is a self help book for the gentlemen caller. It's called, "How to pick up on pregnant chicks and other single moms." This book is aimed for men who worried about getting a lady pregnant (because they fear their genes aren't acceptable to be pass on to the next generation they often wonder with disgust how their ancestors made it this far, or because they like a lady with some baggage-emotional and physical, etc.,).

Here's a brief look at the first chapter:

ch. 1 pick up lines and locations
Ideal locations for meeting pregnant women are outside of doctor's offices and lamaze classes. Wait patiently until you see a lady that catches your fancy, ready yourself with some of these foolproof lines:
-"pregnant looks good on you!"
-"I never learned to read, but you got FINE written all over you"

It's also a good idea to yell stuff to passing kids, to let your ladies know your good with children. Here are some great friendly lines:
- "get in the car I'm a friend of your mothers"
-" you want some candy, i got candy in my car"

You'll have her eating dirt and other weird cravings out of the palm of your hand!

pretty good start I'd say. best seller?

It's weird how somethings have a direct line to my soul.

1. kittens


2. C.S. Lewis

love this

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good news

I found out that I can do a pretty good Cher impression

Can I live with you/Roommates needed

They way things are going (and they are going) when my lease is up in March I may need to (1) find a new place to live (I could live with you in your current location or we could find a lovely new place) or (2) find people to move in to the blouse house (let me know if you wanna move in).
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It's probably going to come down to me moving elsewhere.
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This is such a dirty way to sale myself but desperate times call for desperate measures.
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Here's what I come with:
- 2 nice couches (one is a huge sectional)
- cat art
- nice dinning room table
- type writers
- a beautiful rug
- counter height table
- 2 huge awesome mirrors to hang in common areas
- any and all Drake music
- I'm pretty good at decorating

Other features:
- I will clean the bathroom, often (I'm into really clean bathrooms)
- I'll share my food treats
- I have pretty good jokes
- often get Jazz tickets and have been known to take my roommates
- my mom really likes taking me and my roommates out to dinner

complaints:
- I will make you read my blog to me out loud
- If you make cookies I'll probably want some of the cookie dough

Testimonials from past (or present) roommates:
"Megan is the cat's meow, I used to hate the c-word*!" Breanne Chipman
"I can't believe how much weight I lost!" Steph Knudsen
"Best things that's happened to me since Helvetica." Cassie Klingler
"Megan is emotionally and grammatically mature." Kate Anderson
"I taught her how to read, it didn't go well." Austin Rory Hackett
"She's tall and limber." Megan Belcher said about Courtney Webb
"If I were a boy I'd date her!" Brandon Stone


Final words:
Please contact me if you're interested. Thank you.


*c-word=commitment

Here's an update

I've just been doing a lot of grandma stuff- crocheting, knitting, going to home depot, talking about my grand kids.

I'm excited for Christmas, mainly for Christmas presents. I have some ideas for gifts that are exceeding their original awesomeness potential. I'll put pictures up after the season.

I'm also excited for friends coming home for the holidays, mainly Austin Rory, (and you guys that I was done obsessing over that guy, listen, I will be done when somebody steps up to the plate and is as funny as him and saves their funny stories for me and laughs at all my jokes and says that I'm really funny and tricks* me into kissing them while wearing that brown sweater. That's all you have to do).

Other things I'm into as of late- Drake, going to Jazz games, and dinner groups.


*the word "trick" is used to save face. other words that are true and a bit more shameful- gets, dares, or just take out that whole last bit of the sentence and put "I willing kissed him but his arrogance couldn't hide the fact that he kissed 3 girls (one of which was in the same location) prier to me in the same week wearing that same brown sweater."

Thanks for this lead Kate...

Note Brandon Flower's facial expressions...they were killing me (or should I say Killering me)



He's a dreamboat.

Also note the in the new Tangled movie the word "dreamboat" is used. It made me happy.

Hova Hova Hova

I want this.


and this

a day in the life of a med student

Austin: today was sex day at med school. we learned about how to take a good sexual history and how not to be surprised by what people say
and to illustrate the fact that we will be dealing with a wide diversity of sexual experiences, we all took a sex survey. i think i came in last place.

there was some freaky stuff on there. i just kept going from question to question,
"never"
"never"
"no"
"0 times / week"
"never"
"0 times / week"
"no"
"no"
"HELL NO"
"never"

Now I wanna go to med school....

I'm so excited for this guy to get back in our lives

agreed

Dessert

You say pie a la mode, I say pie a al hell-yeah!

Lately

I've still been listening to a lot of drake.

listen here, there are some swears though...

I've still been sending textes that should have been proof read

"you should be in add its part football curfew"

"Did you win t.e snacap meat? and was it delicious"

I've still been working with crazy teens

Yesterday at work I was watching Channel one with the younger, much slower group (I mean they're 13 but they think like 6 years olds, seriously, they're slow. But don't think I'm judging or making fun of them cause I give them candy at least 4 times a week and help them learn how to round) Anywho, yesterday near the end of school we were watching channel one and the fake news anchor says, "and that's your news for October 1st." Then the biggest and possibly the slowest kid in the class says, "did he just say O-o-o-october 1st? O-o-o-october 1st is my birthday." I said, "Yeah he did say October 1st, wow, so it's your birthday! Happy birthday." A moment of silence passes. "No-o-o-o my birthday is O-o-o-october 21st, I forgot the 2. I forgot the 2, it's O-o-o-october 21st."

10/10/10= my birthday

As some of you know, (and maybe others of you don't) my birthday is just around the river bend. Many have asked "what do you want for your birthday?" or "what should we do for your birthday" or "how old will you be turning," lately I've been thinking I peaked at 25 for birthday wishes to be granted cause that's when everyone at my party had a kitty face drawn on them (as demonstrated here).

I almost gave up on epic birthday celebrations but then whilst discussing this subject with my roommates an idea was born. And I know what I want for my birthday, and I know what we're going to do for my birthday. And I want you to come, and you're going to want to come. Let's just say it's going to be the match dot com of the decade.

Note: No kitty faces will be required at this celebration, but hearts will be moved, melted and molded.

Austin's farewell speech

lots of people have been asking for this, here's the speech I gave at Austin's Farewell party:

When I first met Austin I thought- “who does this guy think he is?” but after minutes, hours, of talking with him about himself I realized “oh he thinks he’s PERFECT”….and not just HIM but everything he did was perfect. Rock climbing. Pictionary. Kissing girls in the same location. Writing. Grammar. I have yet to find something that Austin isn’t perfectly good at, probably cause if I did he wouldn’t do it.

Well Austin I think you’ll be perfect competition for Casey Lewis in New York.

Match dot com. Cycle #8

They're too good of friends? Well best friends make the best enemies and worst enemies make the best lovers.

Laura Reese + Brandon Stone


She's great. Adorable. She's got a lot going on (i.e. She has her own place now, very adult. She owns all of her own furniture, very financially fit). She's got the fashion sense of a J crew model, seriously she looks great in white pants. Wonderful laugh and wonderful party planning skills.

Brandon stone... what can be said. He's a man's man, but yet a ladies man. He owns every season of every teen drama. You say Seth Cohan, he says "California, California here we come." You say Tim Riggins, he'll say "Texas forever." He loves bikes, beards, babes, bands, beats, and the Jazz. He's a very good human and a wonderful friend. His motto, "IF YOU'RE NOT LOUD, YOU'RE BORING!"

Why it will work: Both studied advertising. Both live(d) on 1300 E. She wants to buy season Jazz tickets and he wants to go with her to all those games and buy her hot dogs and get the Jazz bear (Carter Nelson) to give her balls and high fives. She has a subscription to Us Weekly, and he has a subscription to all celebrity gossip. She loves sleep (at least 8 hours), he loves falling asleep with a girl in his arms. She's a dream and he loves dreaming. And he has a queen size bed, so.....

Terms and conditions
This was constructed under the influence of late night ice cream eating. If any of the above individuals are dating someone, I was not aware of this status and will be willing to re-sign you to your current co-partner(s). These matches do not incorporate proximity of individuals but do incorporate a high likelihood of eternal love. If marriage does occur due to this blog post I retain all rights to wedding music and wedding planner (b.e.a.n.s. will be used). If one of the partners acts upon said match I will be willing to reimburse first date cost up to 20.00 human dollars. If you are not listed in the above post, do not be offended, this is due to one of the following reasons: you are not single (according to facebook), I'm waiting to find the prefect match for you, or you're a douche kite, oh yeah you are.

deadly combintation

While I was in line at the grocery store tonight, I looked down at the two items I was holding and suddenly felt embarrassed- nay, profiled, categorized (not racial but still with just as much stereotyping). I became hyper-aware of my surroundings, I glanced back and forth from follow customers in the self check out line hoping no one pay any mind to me. I tried to act causal. Alas, my wish went ungranted. The guy next to me looked over and I could read his judgmental thoughts so clearly, "26-35, not married, living alone, suffering from seasonal depression." The combination of these 2 items had such power as to throw me in a social status undesired by the majority of women in the US .

As I put the ice cream and cat food in a plastic bag I just kept thinking, "I'm that girl."

a kitty fundraiser!

once again the truth rings through

Courtney Webb hauls it up. Beijing and I are so grateful.

meow. purrrr. rawr. meow... bark...

take her easy, she's my lady

what a Saturday

I went to with . I ran. not very long or very fast. I came home got ready and picked me up. We went to 's for the u.s. vs Ghana soccer game. it got loud, then it got real long, then it got , and I got tired. dropped me off home. and I went to my mom's house to pick up couch. We met and there. Told some jokes, put the couch in 's truck (that guy is so christian and i don't mean morris). met us back at my house. Getting the couch inside the house was difficult. Once inside the house it took 2 hours of trying, turning, laughing, yelling, pushing, putting holes in the wall to realize- it wasn't going to fit in the tv room. so now the couch is in some random hallway. went to 's wedding reception. I saw old friend and they were delightful. met at urban blouse fitters. I bought some pants for $9.00. went and saw grown ups... boring. drove me home and gave me some brotherly advice.

What a nice Saturday. Thanks summer time.

Things I did yesterday

I had breakfast with at great harvest. Then I went and saw with and Danny. I liked it more than I thought. and had lunch where met up with us. and developed pictures of the for part of my father's day gift. While we were waiting we guessed plot lines for the terrible movies they had on sale. Then and I went to the (yup I golf now). was dressed liked this and loved it. My mom took , and out to dinner. It was very yummy. My mom's the best! We wanted to watch but couldn't find it, or figure out how to order it on ppv, so we watched instead. It was a great day!